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Ekaterina. ♥
Tolkien-lover.
Sunshine-hater.
Anti-animal dissection.
Insanely paranoid.
Hopeful pessimist.
Kick-@$$ stalker.
Why He’s Hot:
- 1. He was a Trojan. Not the condom, an actual fucking Greek soldier. He spent pretty much the whole movie half naked.
- He’s Australian. He likes it down under, if you know what I mean. That accent could melt any girls soul.
- Like long hair? He can do it. Like short hair? He can do that. Bald? He’s done that too.
- He can work The Scruff. What girl can resist The Scruff? I wouldn’t mind getting stubble rash from it, would you?
- Look at those deep, chocolate eyes. Imagine them looking into your soul while you’re having hot sex with him. I’ll give you a moment for that.
Why He’s Hot:
- It is Cam Gigandet people! The fucking hot dude with the greatest blue eyes and a voice like sex. When he smiles, we all die and go to heaven.
- He has this classic, insanely good-looking, bad boy thing going on, which made him perfect for the role of the bad guy in The OC, and Never Back Down. Oh, and yeah, he plays James in Twilight. He should have been made as famous as Robert Pattinson. I’m gonna make a petition about this.
- He has a victory win for best fight scene at the MTV Movie Awards. Fucking twice! Who doesn’t love tough sturdy guy ?
- He is the sexiest man alive indeed, 8-pack abs. Pure sex. JUST SEE HIM SHIRTLESS HERE! I don’t need to say more.
- Hot dad alert! Yes people, he is a father to a daughter and he seems to love his baby soo much (awhhh). Add that super sweet personality as a bonus.
VOLCHOK! :”>
Why He’s Hot:
- His name is fucking Cristiano Ronaldo, quite honestly if that doesn’t turn you on then I suggest you see a doctor. It’s like sex in your mouth. No really, it is, try saying really slowly and let the words roll off your tongue. See what I mean? Now wipe your mouth, because you’ve probably got a little drool in the corners.
- The only reason anyone really wants Real Madrid to win the Champion’s League is so that he will rip off his shirt so we can see a few glorious minutes of those sweat drenched sexy abs. Ironically enough, there’s just something so sexy about a guy who handles balls for a living.
- Sure, those Brits are alright, but what we really like are the Portuguese. I mean, have you heard this guy’s accent? Even though I have no idea what the fuck he’s saying, I sure as hell wish he was whispering it in my ear.
- He’s such a goofball. He’s always joking around and laughing. You can’t help but melt whenever you see that big boyish grin and those adorable dimples that look oh-so-kissable. And speaking of his looks, check out those big, brown puppy dog eyes. How could anyone resist them? (and further more WHY would anyone resist?) He’s tall, dark and handsome; three really is a magic number my friends.
- He’s the highest paid soccer player in the world. In other words, he’s freakin’ loaded. Money is sexy, and if you’ve been told otherwise, you’ve been lied to.
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Why He’s Hot:
- He’s an original bad boy. He was a real fucking punk, not like these pansies we get waltzing around our tv screens today.
- Oh. My. God. He pulled some incredibly sexy faces.
- He was a bassist & even though he couldn’t play, he gave a damn good show. Often topless. Sometimes even covered in blood. Oof.
- He was in the Sex Pistols. Then all that got fucked up, so he ran off and covered Frank Sinatra & Eddie Cochran. Incredible.
- He only lived ‘til he was 21. He’ll never get old. Or ugly. As they say, the brightest stars burn out the fastest.
Why He’s Hot:
- Ladies and gents, I present Tom motherfucking Kaulitz. This sexy bitch KNOWS he’s hot. Confidence is key to hotness. His band even has a song about this one lay he got in a hotel room.
- His goddamn mouth. Not only is he a doofy 20 year old guy that cracks jokes 90% of the time, his sexy ass lip piercing is just making your panties wet. You can’t deny it. And look at that fucking smile.
- He plays guitar in a BIG EUROPEAN band with his androgynous twin brother. Don’t pretend that being sandwiched between these two exotic Europeans didn’t make you jizz. They are beauty incarnated.
- Apparently he’s musically talented. He not only plays (and writes music for) guitar, he fucks around with drums and sings backup. He’s most likely talented at other things too.
- I know I already said it, but this motherfucker is European. HIS GERMAN MAKES YOU SO HOT YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO UNDERSTAND IT.
Is there no submission for Bill? :|
Why He’s Hot:
- Mmmm Brandon Boyd. He’s the lead singer of the insanely awesome band Incubus and not only does he have some serious pipes, but he plays guitar and writes the songs as well. He’s so hot that even his fellow band members can’t keep their hands off of him.
- He’s the quintessential delicious California boy, with the skating and surfing and perma-tan, the long lean body and casual style. He’s a really chill, laid back guy. You know those types, they are the ones that like long walks on the beach, but not in the cheesy match.com way - in the let’s smoke some weed as we walk until the sand stops and talk about how fucking intense it is that there’s a whole ‘nother world under that water over there before we find a pier to fuck under.
- He rages against the machine. He’s a vegan, a feminist, and an atheist. He’s all about living not only the good life but a good life and with a smile like his, it wouldn’t be hard for him to convince you to throw on some Toms, give up bacon and join him in his hippie existence.
- He’s an artist and a damn good one. He designed his own tattoos, he paints, and he and his band mate Jose drew all the art for their video Drive. How sexy is that? I wouldn’t mind the paint on his fingers transferring to my clothes, skin and sheets, and neither would you.
- Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, look at those goddamn obliques. I’ll just end this here. Happy Thanksgiving mother fuckers. *drops keyboard and walks away*
Brandon Boyd = sex personified. :”>
Definition of tumblr.
Why He’s Hot:
- I’m sorry, have you seen this photo? That is Jim Parsons at his smoldering finest. If you watch the Big Bang Theory and only know this guy as Sheldon Cooper, your brain probably just exploded. That’s right, Jim Parsons might play an awkward, annoying genius on TV, but he cleans up nice.
- On The Big Bang Theory, you never really get to see a whole lot of Jim Parsons except his forearms (and that one time in the pilot), so when he does photoshoots in which shows hints of hipbones and randomly doesn’t wear pants? It’s ridiculously hot. Jesus, even when he rolls up his sleeves past his elbows the internet explodes.
- In every interview, he is down-to-earth, gracious, and endearing. And he’s totally willing to laugh at himself. He particularly shines when he’s on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. And even while he’s making people laugh, he’s a little awkward and unsure all at the same time. His adorable personality is attractive to the nth degree.
- Every time he laughs, it takes him over completely. Go watch the Gag Reel on the Season 2 DVDs of TBBT. You know you want to make a joke and have him laugh like that.
- Try resist his blue eyes. Or his knowing looks, or outright smirks. Oh that’s right, you totally can’t. Did I mention his arms? He’s ready to charm the pants right off of you. You should let him.